Maybe God wishes to teach me a thousand new things, move me from being in a thousand different directions to just ONE, and show me a thousand reasons to BLESS his name. Maybe that is why He moved me 1,000 miles away.

Monday, November 10, 2008

If Audrey was a captain of a pirate ship


This would be her Pirate Code:


1. No outside food allowed in the captain's room


2. Never go overboard


3. Never go to battle without the captain


4. Don't fight the crew


5. No girl friends


6. Never bring a girl on the ship


Here lies the code of conduct as laid out by Audrey. This document she created after our studies this afternoon regarding piracy during the time of exploration~


7 comments:

deb said...

I'm glad to see that Audrey has made sure that she can never be drafted into pirate service with all those "no girls" rules.

Good thinking Audrey!

Skittles said...

love the no girlfriends rule! i bet she'll change her mind about that in about...uh...30 years.

Mario said...

30 years? no, WAY sooner. becides, she used to have a 'boyfriend', my brother Joe. yeah, they had it all worked out that they would eventually get married, but the long absense hasn't made the heart grow fonder...

Skittles said...

wow that takes the cake! mario saying that audrey should have a boyfriend in less than 30 years! before we know it you'll be dating and get married!!

Kerri said...

My favorite was No outside food allowed...she got that idea from the signs posted outside Jackson's hockey ice rink.

Mario said...

now Skittles, that's not true, everyone knows that! but the point was, it would, or usually is, before THIRTY years...


(the letters thing made me write hogin. now i kow that's not how you spell it, but we just watched 'hogin's' heros yesterday, it was GREAT, as usual)

deb said...

Argg! Me thinks it be time for a new post!