This would be her Pirate Code:
1. No outside food allowed in the captain's room
2. Never go overboard
3. Never go to battle without the captain
4. Don't fight the crew
5. No girl friends
6. Never bring a girl on the ship
Here lies the code of conduct as laid out by Audrey. This document she created after our studies this afternoon regarding piracy during the time of exploration~
7 comments:
I'm glad to see that Audrey has made sure that she can never be drafted into pirate service with all those "no girls" rules.
Good thinking Audrey!
love the no girlfriends rule! i bet she'll change her mind about that in about...uh...30 years.
30 years? no, WAY sooner. becides, she used to have a 'boyfriend', my brother Joe. yeah, they had it all worked out that they would eventually get married, but the long absense hasn't made the heart grow fonder...
wow that takes the cake! mario saying that audrey should have a boyfriend in less than 30 years! before we know it you'll be dating and get married!!
My favorite was No outside food allowed...she got that idea from the signs posted outside Jackson's hockey ice rink.
now Skittles, that's not true, everyone knows that! but the point was, it would, or usually is, before THIRTY years...
(the letters thing made me write hogin. now i kow that's not how you spell it, but we just watched 'hogin's' heros yesterday, it was GREAT, as usual)
Argg! Me thinks it be time for a new post!
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